Work sucks...

I am sitting at my desk, I still have over an hour to go before I can Leave and I was finished with my whole days worth of work by 8:30am(I get here at 6am). I have read every blog I can from work, some of my favorites are blocked..websense sucks, nothing from Blogger or Word press will load. I have not been around a lot lately as I am preparing for The ArtFest this coming weekend and it will be the first one where I am completely in charge, and have a real budget etc., of the children's booth/activities. Back in the beginning of my volunteer days(4 years ago) my mother was mostly in charge and all I did was paint faces, now ...it's all me. Sometimes it freaks me out hob-knobbing with all the influential people and lots of them knowing me by name(the mayor of Oro Valley came up to me at an event recently and said hello) but mostly I thrive in this type of social environment. I am sadly extremely self-conscious unless I have had a few cocktails or I have been around you a few times and am comfortable in your presence. I have a tendency(from my mother who is exactly the same) to insert foot in mouth more often than not, therefor if I don't know you i try to refrain from making an ass out of myself. I am not sure where I am going with this, I suppose I am just hoping that everything goes well this weekend and I didn't forget anything and am not going to do to "Foot" thing. Anyways have a good weekend and I will see you on the flip side...

I almost pissed myself on #14

I just read this on Dad Gone Mad and thought it was to good not to pass on...

Alternatives To The Comment Cliché 'I Just Threw Up In My Mouth'

March 02, 2009

1-I just got herpes from Dick Cheney.

2-I just farted in my happy place.

3-I just let the dogs out.

4-I just dry-humped Melissa Etheridge.

5-I just threw up in that person's mouth.

6-I just dry heaved and that made someone else throw up in my mouth.

7-I just threw up in my butt.

8-I just forgot how to throw up.

9-I just threw up and it tasted like a Pop-Tart.

10-I just crapped in my adult diaper.

11-I didn't really just throw up in my mouth but I say I did because that's what everyone says when they see something gross.

12I'm thinking about throwing up in my mouth.

13-I'm presently throwing up in my mouth, so I'd better stop talking now.

14-See this? It's throw-up. It was in my mouth a second ago, but I found it kind of pointless to keep it there so I opened my mouth and now it's right there. Sweet, huh?

15-Mouth throw-up. It's what's for dinner.

16-Mouth throw-up. The other reddish-orangish-brown meat.

17-I really need to find a different blog to read.

The new Tattoo

So here it is, the new tattoo. I have a story behind the madness if anybody gives a sh*t....ask me otherwise it is too long to bother! Love ya!!

ps...my new favorite shirt. Every Saint has a past, the back says every sinner has a future! my new motto for life in general!

Husband

This meme has been floating around for a couple weeks, finally had some insparation....Love you Frankie!

 

 

 

1.  He's sitting in front of the TV.  What is on the screen?

NatGeo...Science Channel Or Discoverychannel

2. You're out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?

Italian or Ranch

3. What's one food he doesn't like?

Yogurt

 

4. You go out to eat and have a drink. What does he order?

Sierra Mist

 

5. Where did he go to high school?

Michigan And Arizona

 

6. What size shoe does he wear?

I say 8.5 he would say 9

 

7. If he was to collect anything, what would it be?

Guns, idk, anything but wives...lol

 

8. What is his favorite type of sandwich?!

Italian Salami....ish

 

9. What would this person eat every day if he could?

ummm Doritos or Swedish fish maybe?

 

10. What is his favorite cereal?

Frosted Mini Wheats w/extra sugar?

 

11. What would he never wear?

PINK

 

12. What is his favorite sports team?

NONE

 

13. Who did he vote for?

Not who I voted for...we don't talk about that.

 

14. Who is his best friend?

Hugh or maybe Keith...ME?

 

15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn't do?

jump to conclusions and Texting when tone of voice is important.

 

16. What is his heritage?

I really don't know. He has amazing blue eyes though

 

17. You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind of cake?

I don't bake, I would buy it and It would be from Frost... gelato

 

18. Did he play sports in high school?

elementary, just Hockey

 

19. What could he spend hours doing?

Video games

 

Not Today....not ever.

Oh Lisa...I am so sorry that you had to die in pain. I watched my grandmother pass from cancer. It was the hardest thing I have ever been through, i can think of nothing harder. Pain, tears, ultimate saddness. I truly hope there is peace after life, no one should have to endure what Lisa's daughters had to see. I wish them the best in all of their lives. Good Bye Lisa...You will be missed!

Dude...Sweet.....Dude....

I am getting a tattoo in less than an hour!! What's better than that you ask, getting something for free because I am getting tattooed. Can't tell you now, don't want to jinx it.

Oh and on a side note, spent 2.5 hours at Chuckie fucking Cheese today. Next time remind me of the migraine please. I hate C.C. UGH!!

Wordless wednesday

These flowers were picked on what used to be the family farm in Louisville KY. My grandmother recently pasted away and my mother sold the farm to a developer. On our last family vacation we took our kids to the spot that used to be my favorite place to think. While we were there we found these plain but beautiful flowers and decided to pay respect to my Grandmothers grave and left them there on her headstone. Last year I lost both of my Grandmothers within weeks of each other...tough thing to have to deal with one dying let alone both in three weeks. These pictures bring back a lot of memories, some sad..but mostly happy because I shared so many memories with my children that week. I will always remember....